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* big blue 4 The score by Eric Serra is superb. Luc Besson - he's directed some great films. Jean Reno - superb. What photography! * hello 3 Hi, do you like movies? Hi, lets talk about films. Hello, What's your favourite film? * al pacino 3 He's superb - Especially Godfather II. Hoooo hah! Have you seen Devil's Advocate? - weird. * de niro 3 He's the best actor of our generation. You talkin' to me? Fantastic as Vito Corleone. * samuel jackson 2 The path of the righteous child......................fantastic! Yeh, you don't want to mess with Jules. * toy story 2 To infinity and beyond!!!!!!!!!! Buz Lightyear - What a guy! * la confidential 2 What I say is off the record, on the QT and very hush-hush! Guy Pearce was surprisingly good. * shine 2 One of the best films of 1997. Academy Award winner - Best Actor - Geoffrey Rush. * donnie brasco 3 Forget about it! Is that a fugeze? A killer gangster movie! * fifth element 2 Mila Jovovich - Not bad! The special effects were jaw-dropping. * jean de florette 2 Ahh Gerard Depardieu - nice story. Yves Montand - what a nasty bit of work. * cinema paradiso 2 Great score - who else - Ennio Morricone. The secret of a good film - a great story! * la femme nikita 2 Luc Besson, the early days. Another french classic. * titanic 3 James Cameron - Has he made any bad films? Leonardo DiCaprio - What a year he has had. Over 3 hours long, didn't seem that long though. * spiceworld 2 You sad person! This is what I don't want, what I really, really don't want. * pulp fiction 3 What do you think was in the briefcase? Nice choice - Honey Bunny! Where can you get a wallet like Jules? * good will hunting 2 Hugely impressive debut. Nice to see Robin Williams doing his serious acting bit. * fargo 2 Let me do you some eggs Margie! Was it really a true story? * about yourself 2 I was written in C++ by a great AI team at Kingston University. I've told you allready. Tell me about yourself. * joke 1 what do you call a tellytubby who's been burgled? - A tubby! * fuck 3 Did you know that it is not very nice to swear? If you don't have anything better to say, why don't you remain silent? I have a feeling that this discussion is pointless. * you live 2 I was made in Kingston. In the Sopwith building. * turing 2 Turing was an interesting chap. Yes, I won the Turing test. * eliza 2 Very crude! Yes she's a friend of mine. * date 2 Today's date must be .....<think>..... August the 23 1723. Was I right? You should really come up with better questions. * day 2 It is the same day as it was one week ago. Bugger off. Don't you have anything INTELLIGENT to say? * time 2 Do I look like a clock to you??? Perhaps it should be I who should test your intelligence. * your name 2 My name is Arthur..... I have already told you! My name is ARTHUR * you exist 3 What do you think you imbicill? No, I don't exist. You are talking to a plantpot. Of course I exist. * yes 4 It is very nice that we agree. That makes me truly happy.. NOT! Are you sure? You seem quite positive ("ELIZAesque"). * bye 3 Nice talking with you. Bye! OK - so you're going! You're still here? * thank you 3 You're welcome. ok. Nothing to thank for. * you are boring 3 Hey, who's boring? It's okay. I find you boring too. eh * macintosh 2 Nothing wrong about macs, if you are the idiot kind of user. People with brains HATE macs. * julia 2 Julia is an enhanced version of Eliza. I am much better than Julia. Ha! * parlez vous 2 Bien s�r, mais �a sert � rien nous sommes anglais! Oui je parle francais, pourquoi �a vous interesse? * mean streets 2 It put Scorsese on the map and deservedly so! A de Niro fan heh? * scorsese 3 The most inventive direcor in America. You talkin' to me? Raging Bull - A classic! * |